If I ate a sandwich...
If I ate a sandwich today, I'm going to be eating a very weird sandwich."
For a second, I felt like I'd just been sucked into the world of that terrible commercial for the sandwich but instead it was just me staring back at the screen. At first I didn't look it over before giving in to the urge to jump up and yell "WHAT?!" when the sound of music started rolling. What a terrible thing.